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The Unequivocal, Complete, and Entirely True Story of the Tortoise and the Hare (by Frances P. Hare)

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You may think you know the Tortoise and the Hare. You don’t.

Frances P. Hare—fastest in the meadow and proud owner of many trophies to prove it—sets the record straight when a flashy tortoise called Elanora arrives in town. This witty, big-hearted retelling flips a classic fable, proving that the best victories aren’t always about winning.

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Frances P. Hare is a champion. A lightning-fast racer, blur of fur, winner-takes-all champion of champions. And her proudest title? Fastest in the Meadow. You don’t make history by sitting on your behind!

Winning is, and always has been, what Frances does best. So when a funny, somersaulting, show-off tortoise named Elanora plods into town and steals everyone’s attention, Frances knows exactly what to do: challenge her to the race of the century. Victory will be hers.

It doesn’t matter that Elanora is surrounded by adoring fans while Frances stands alone. Who needs friends when you have a shelf of glittering trophies? But when race day arrives, the competition takes an unexpected turn—one that leads to teamwork, an unlikely friendship, and a lesson neither competitor saw coming.

Bursting with humor and personality, this fresh retelling from Rain, Rain author Josh Banday flips a familiar fable on its shell. With playful wit and heart, the story explores what it really means to win, the surprising places we find friendship, and why some victories are better when they’re shared.

Featuring delightful illustrations by Julie Van Grol, The Unequivocal, Complete, and Entirely True Story of the Tortoise and the Hare (by Frances P. Hare) reminds us that winning can feel great—but friendship might just be the best trophy of all.

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Frances P. Hare is a champion. A lightning-fast racer, blur of fur, winner-takes-all champion of champions. And her proudest title? Fastest in the Meadow. You don’t make history by sitting on your behind!

Winning is, and always has been, what Frances does best. So when a funny, somersaulting, show-off tortoise named Elanora plods into town and steals everyone’s attention, Frances knows exactly what to do: challenge her to the race of the century. Victory will be hers.

It doesn’t matter that Elanora is surrounded by adoring fans while Frances stands alone. Who needs friends when you have a shelf of glittering trophies? But when race day arrives, the competition takes an unexpected turn—one that leads to teamwork, an unlikely friendship, and a lesson neither competitor saw coming.

Bursting with humor and personality, this fresh retelling from Rain, Rain author Josh Banday flips a familiar fable on its shell. With playful wit and heart, the story explores what it really means to win, the surprising places we find friendship, and why some victories are better when they’re shared.

Featuring delightful illustrations by Julie Van Grol, The Unequivocal, Complete, and Entirely True Story of the Tortoise and the Hare (by Frances P. Hare) reminds us that winning can feel great—but friendship might just be the best trophy of all.

Copyright: 2026
Page Count: 32
Trim Size: 8 x 10
Rights Territory: Worldwide
Categories:
JUVENILE FICTION / Fairy Tales & Folklore / Adaptations
JUVENILE FICTION / Humorous Stories
JUVENILE FICTION / Legends, Myths, Fables / General

Josh Banday is an author from Los Angeles with an overly vivid imagination and a family who is kind enough to indulge him. With a background as an educator for middle and high school, Josh found a love for engaging the imagination of all ages, and now shares his love for storytelling with children across the digital world.

In addition to his writing, Josh is also an accomplished actor, known for his roles on ABC’s Not Dead Yet and Amazon’s Upload. When he is not dreaming up new tales, Josh enjoys dancing, painting, and baking with his kids. He believes that every child holds the potential to change the world with their creativity and kindness.

Josh Banday lives in California with his family, where he continues to weave magical stories that inspire and delight readers of all ages.

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