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Stuart Bradley knows something’s up when he gets caught “self-pleasuring” in the shower and then an angry mob is chasing down every teen who ever had an “impure” thought.

Format: Ebook
ISBN: 9780738722160
Publisher: Flux
Tags:  Reading Level: Grades 9-12, Interest Level: Grades 9-12, Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Book of Stuart, Chapter 1:10. 10 And, yea verily, Stuart did commit the Sin of Onan in the shower. And this was witnessed by his own brother who did cry out unto their mother. And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth. 11 And the townspeople rose up against him and all Onaners, calling upon one another to tear the youthful sinners limb from unclean limb. And there was much pants wetting. 12 And lo, Stuart did join forces with the demon, Fon Pyre, and together they did set forth to discover the cause of the town’s trouble. 13 And, hark! A pair of fallen angels would plant seeds of hatred unto the townspeople. And on the seventh day, Stuart did vow to rip the fallen angels a new one and layeth upon them an epic smacketh-down.

Copyright: 2009
Page Count: 264
ATOS: 4.3
Rights Territory: Worldwide
YOUNG ADULT FICTION / Fantasy / General
YOUNG ADULT FICTION / Fantasy / Dark Fantasy

Reviews and Awards

“This laugh-filled romp will supply the right reader with a thing or two to think about as well as a host of new euphemisms for masturbation, making it educational as well as vastly entertaining.” — Kirkus Reviews

“… satirical, downright funny and also thought-provoking. …it will have appeal and huge entertainment value for many young adult readers and specifically younger teenage boys.” — CM: Canadian Review of Materials

Named to ALA’s 2010 Rainbow Project list for GLBTQ Books for Children and Teens!

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